THE SANDBOX TIMES (A simply fabulous banner will replace this mundane, commonplace, mediocre, humdrum, ordinary, plebeian, colourless, garden variety, green title...soon.)

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Our Motto

If it ain't silly we don't wanna hear about it.

Our Affiliates

 

We are proud members of, and promote:

A.S.S.I.S.T. ( Assisting Seniors Searching for Interesting but Silly Trivia )

The A.S.S.I.S.T. Team prides itself in keeping the Sandboxers informed on current vacuous subjects.

The A.S.S.I.S.T. staff make it their duty to help the laggard members regain vitality during interludes of flagging exuberance.

The A.S.S.I.S.T. has been known to administer Geritol...if all else fails.

THE GEEZER NAG MAG

The Geezer Mag is distributed exclusively to upstanding faithful members.

Convention

Silliness is a prerequisite to Sandbox membership. In the Sandbox we frown on disturbing subjects, abrasive remarks, vulgarities and ridicule. However, we do consider politicians, aliens, international celebrities, hackers and soap stars as fair game. We have a gargantuas, fire breathing dragon with a voracious appetite and we also maintain a humongous volcanic molten lava pit. Get the picture? In other words, we will do everything in our power to prevent any abusive verbiage from reaching anyone's consciousness.

Censorship

The use of extraterrestrial gibberish, alien jabberwocky, foul language or profanities will set off the censorship gong which will awaken Miz Mae who will flip a switch installed on the control panel of the help desk. This switch will generate an automated, pre-programmed, interoperable software module compiled by our resident PC Wizard, (Wiz, for short but he is quite tall, actually). This censorship module immediately and simultaneously transforms all dubious material into spatial hieroglyphics rendering the aforesaid undecipherable to everyone, including Interpol. No hyperbole!

Of Course.....

THE DISCLAIMER IN SMALL PRINT: Please be advised that any lame comments, questions or suggestions will be posted for public viewing and copies will be kept in a vault for future reference and ridicule. If you have something you really must say, contact Miz Mae, she's the official people person at the help desk. Press the Miz Mae button, now. Be careful, though, depending on your language and the volume intensity...your PC could go into orbit. Use at your own risk!

Last revised: January 31, 2009.